Monday, December 23
That is Gross
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging… – What…
Two Toothpicks and a Straw – One night as a…
Amish jobs – Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up…
Blondes and cow patties – What do blondes and cow patties have in common? The…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Water on the Inside – Q: If there’s H2O on the inside of a fire…
Three Girls Go Camping – One day three women went camping – a blonde, a…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
Socks – A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
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