Friday, November 22
That is Gross
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man…
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A:…
Dr. Doctor – Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Your Pants – Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the…
Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…
Please pass the mayo – A kid came home from school and asked his dad,…
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Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
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First Cut is the Deepest – Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and…
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