Wednesday, April 2
That is Gross
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to…
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Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
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Taking Out the Garbage – Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one…
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