Wednesday, February 26
That is Gross
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage.…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Dog Farts – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Corns – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when I asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Out – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Gay Man & Refrigerator – What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
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