Thursday, December 26
That is Gross
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make a fist.
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some…
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info – Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white male…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Cookie’s Revenge – A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so…
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
What’s Red (Nastiest Joke) – What’s red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion!
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
More Jokes
Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
Bathtub Anxieties – There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub…
Michael Jackson’s Baby – What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? "Which one’s Mommy?"
Math Sucks – Q: Why is the math book always upset? A: Because it has…
God Bless Us – There are five people on a plane that’s crashing. There is…
Lucky Dog – Jeremy and Kris walk down the street and see a dog licking…
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