Thursday, December 26
That is Gross
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer: You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man…
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Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
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Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
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Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
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