Tuesday, February 25
That is Gross
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Top Ten Things You Should Never Do – 10) Your mom. 9) Piss in the…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
Pantyhose – How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose? 10 little…
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