Wednesday, December 25
That is Gross
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman’s…
The Cross-Eyed Cow – One day, a farmer was tending…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Trucker Runs – A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and…
Motivational Quotes for Cannibals – "If we don’t change the direction we’re going, we’re likely…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
Pee Up A Rope – Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp…
Dinner on the Road – There were these two bums and they were hungry when…
Little Johnny and the ABC’s – Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Out – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
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Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already – Boss (to the new employee): We are…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Fitness Freak and Frustrated Wife – One morning, while she was making breakfast, the…
A.J. Jamal: Is Your Mama Whipping You? – We were watching this commercial on television.…
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