Tuesday, December 24
That is Gross
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Rocky Mountain Oysters – Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky…
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
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