Saturday, February 8
That is Gross
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make a fist.
Birdie Poem – Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female,…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
Oranges – A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to…
Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the movies. "Psst," says one old…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
Dog Abilities – Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?A: Because they can.Q: So why…
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