Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tattoo – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has a…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Brick – Yo’ Mama is like a brick: always getting laid.
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Tupac – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks Tupac…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Jack-O-Lantern – Yo’ Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Tarzan – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, Tarzan couldn’t get…
Grosser than gross.. underwear – What’s grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and…
No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
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