Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is…
Brown in the Forest – Q: What’s brown and sits in the forest?A: Winnie’s pooh.
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18-legged Fly Catcher – What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team.
Gross Basketball – Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is? A: Because they…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
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