Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yeast + Billy Ray Cyrus = ? – What do you get when you cross…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Girl Power! – A little boy is playing with his new football and a little…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts,…
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