Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Yo mama’s so dumb… battery – Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Color TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Hinges – Yo’ Mama is so poor, the front door…
Texas A&M Nativity Loss – Q: Why couldn’t Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Fork – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
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LSD Cocktail – Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?…
Shoot The Pig – A farmhand is driving ’round the farm, checking the fences. After…
Pirate Booty Call… Wood – This peg leg’s not the only hard wood I’ve got,…
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