Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
NASA Chicken Canon – NASA engineers build a cannon that…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
The Squirrels – One day little Bill was playing in the sand out of the…
Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead…
Walks Into a Bar… Frugal Gorilla – A gorilla walks into a bar and says,…
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Unwanted Compliment – Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
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