Wednesday, November 27
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Drunk Musicians – The St. Louis Symphony was playing Beethoven’s Ninth one night. One bass…
Stanley the Sperm – Once there was a sperm named Stanley. When all the other…
Walks Into a Bar… Bears on Drugs – A bear walks into a bar and…
West Virginia Deer – What do you call a deer with no eyes? No ideer…
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Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
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