Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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A Blonde’s Brain At Work – A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work…
The Lucky Salesman – A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a…
Malcolm in the Puddle – Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss…
The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper – One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and…
Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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