Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Keep Gabby Reece Away – "Don’t trust volleyball players with your drinks." "Why?" "They might…
Jock Booty Call… Foul – Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!
Corporate Booty Call… Fax – I wanna fax you up.
Live On The Radio – An FM station has a competition where they ring someone…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheap Thoughts – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, if I…
Canni Ball! – Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
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