Wednesday, January 15
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital…
Pool for DJs – Why can’t DJ’s play pool? Because they always scratch!
Retired Marine – A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Classic Baseball Quotes – "It was too bad I wasn’t a second baseman; then I’d…
Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
I Don’t Like My Brother – Cannibal Son: Mom, I don’t like my brother anymore.Cannibal…
Tough Ass – What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
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