Sunday, January 5
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Almond Joy – Yo’ Mama…
Corporate Booty Call… Box – I’d like to think inside your box.
Hostage Situation – Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom…
Trash talking – Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl? A:…
Programmers and Light Bulb – How many programmers does it take to screw in a…
Computer Chat – What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
Walks Into a Bar… Basement Challenge – Three men walk into a bar. The barman…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
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