Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Little Crab – There were two little crabs who…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Out – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions – Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Scratch – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she doesn’t know…
A Night’s Sleep – On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out…
What Did A Lawyer Name His … – What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
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