Wednesday, January 15
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Campfire – Yo’ Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
Cheap Trick Payback – A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known…
Gassy Granny – An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
Nudist Camp – A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom…
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Alien Booty Call… Flibgrack – I’d sure like to flibgrack all over your slibnofs.
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Cocoa Nut – A woman goes to an ice cream parlor and asks for a…
Jock Booty Call… My Handler – Hey babe, I’d like you to be my ball…
Damned If I Know – A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out…
Hang Man – A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa…
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