Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Construction Workers – Two construction workers work on the 30th…
Geek Booty Call… Wavelength – You and I appear to be on the same wavelength.…
Geek Booty Call… Droid – Are you the droid I’m looking for?
The Son-in-Law – An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter in bed with…
Geriatric One-Nighter – An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to…
Room 88 – A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
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