Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Splits – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District – Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Throwing Shadows – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
Seek and Ye Shall Find… – On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
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