Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Fancy Apples – This guy was driving along a country…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Measurements – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her measurements are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Legs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheerios – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a…
Accidental Bonding – A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their…
The Power of God Can’t Raise Your Load – One Sunday afternoon an older couple…
Oranges – A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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