Tuesday, January 14
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Robot Booty Call… Walks – I enjoy long walks away from sand and water.
Fired From the Poultry Shop – Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from…
Tough Ass – What is tougher than a pitbull with AIDS? The guy who gave…
Psyched Up – In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Levi’s – Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead of wearing…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and…
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