Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Geek Booty Call… Help – I need your help–my hard drive needs to be wiped.
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Executive Decision – An executive had to get rid of one member of his staff.…
Jock Booty Call… Receiver – Hey babe, will you be my receiver? High five!
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Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest – Two men walk into a bar, one wearing…
Blonde Breadcrumbs – Q: Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?A:…
No Backseat Blonde – A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making…
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