Tuesday, January 14
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
Geek Booty Call… Together – We’d go together like a monomer and reaction initialiser.
The Tattoo – A biker had been injured in an accident and was hospitalized. Several…
Mopeds and Fat Ladies – What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re…
Chillin’ Biddies – One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and…
Golf Balls and G-Spots – Q: What’s the difference between a girl’s G-spot and a…
Jock Booty Call… Box – Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High…
Bravery – What’s the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…
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