Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… St. Louis – Yo’ Mama…
Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Sick Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Deodorant – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cliff – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she jumped off…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Indecent Exposure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she gets…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
A Little Takeout Humor – What did the gay man say in the Chinese restaurant?…
More Jokes
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because Heaven’s a long way from…
Geek Booty Call… Anime – You’re hotter than an anime schoolgirl.
Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.
Jimmy Learns a New Word – A little boy came home from school one day…
Soccer Booty Call… Mouth – I would like to approach your goalmouth. Goooaaalll!
Corporate Booty Call… Takeaway – My takeaway from our last meeting was massive.
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