Saturday, January 4
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Farts – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so…
Lonely Bones – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because it…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Splits – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Marathon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she won a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting District – Yo’ Mama is so fat, politicians fight…
Did you hear….? – Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of…
Gassy Granny – An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
More Jokes
Leeches – What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops…
Bee Milky – Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees!
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Comb Her Mustache – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so busted, she can…
Cat Hospital – Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have…
Blonde in a Library – A blonde walks into a library and says to the…
Bribe and Groom – During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an…
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