Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Doorprize – Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
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