Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Robot Booty Call… Beep – At the sound of the…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths – A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Geek Booty Call… Sniffer – My sniffer wants to decode your packet.
You Bet Your (Sex) Life – A golfer is in a competitive match with a…
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
Blame Duke – There once was this guy who was going on a date to…
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Construction Code – A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a…
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Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and…
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