Monday, January 13
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Shoot The Pig – A farmhand is driving ’round the…
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they…
George of the Jungle – George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle…
Toilet Humor – How many animals can you fit on a toilet ? One pussy…
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde – Q: What’s the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and…
Tennis Balls – One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by…
Deaf Blonde – Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she…
Safety Curls – Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don’t poke your eye…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
More Jokes
Blonde Test – What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a…
Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
Lightbulb…Californians – How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Californians…
Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Black White Black – Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?A:…
Classic Booty Call… Curves – All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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