Tuesday, November 26
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama…
Amuse-o-tron – As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tuna Surprise – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Rubbed the Wrong Way – A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get…
Constipation – Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? ‘Cause they don’t give a crap!
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
More Jokes
Dog Train – During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines…
Divorced and Drunk – A man and his wife are dining at a table in…
Discrimination – It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what…
Brandy for the Mother Superior – Sister Mary Katherine walks into Jack’s liquor store and…
Sardarji on the Mountain – Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes…
911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
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