Monday, January 13
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Soccer Booty Call… Header – First I’ll do a header,…
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and…
Migrating Birds – Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?A: It’s too far…
Blondes Blow It – Q: What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s…
A Little Voice – A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor,…
Golf Course Blonde – Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?A:…
Tardy Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
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