Monday, January 13
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
Guided By Voices – There’s a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears…
Aggies R Dum – There was an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Bug Eater. They…
Jock Booty Call… Bin – Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin.…
The Vampire – There was a vampire who sucked people’s blood for many centuries. God…
Sexual Hair-assment – This lady walks into her boss’s office one day and says, "Sir,…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
Glories of old age – Q: What does an old woman have that a young…
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