Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Can’t Put HimTogether Again – What’s green and red,…
Megastore, Megasale – The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.…
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
Bee Sting – A lady ran into the lobby at a golf course. ”I’ve been…
Written Job Application – Two young men with equal qualifications apply for the same job.…
Grosser Than Gross Kiss – What’s grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother hello and her…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
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