Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were…
Photo Trap – A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his…
Jack’s First Time – Jack comes home from school with a great big smile on…
Deathbed Lawyer – Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, she puts…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dorito – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang…
The Farmer and the Prostitute – Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and…
Wizard of Oz – A man jumps off a building at the same time that…
Well Endowed and On the Prowl – A guy went to a whore house and…
More Jokes
Definition of Suspect – What’s the definition of suspect? A nun jumping on a saddle-less…
Sinful Conception – How do you get a nun pregnant? F**k her.
Blow Job Etiquette – –First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. –Extension…
Yo Mama Refrigerator – Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out…
7-11 – Q: Why did the d**k go to the 7-11? A: To get a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Beeper – Yo’ Mama is so fat, a beeper goes…
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