Thursday, January 2
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Dirty Hot Dog Trick – Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only…
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Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… To the Top – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cartwheel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
Brainfart – How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
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