Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Lawyers and Lightbulbs – Q: How many lawyers does it…
Geriatric Medicine – An old woman goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives her…
Laxative Cough Therapy – An old man goes to the pharmacy for cough syrup. The…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… To the Top – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cartwheel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she did…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Yearbook – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she took up…
Big Girl With Yeast Infection – Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked…
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