Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Little Crab – There were two little crabs who…
Lawyer vs. Hooker – Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?…
Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Brushing – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she brushes her…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
A Fisherman’s Tale – Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One…
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
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