Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Cheese Sandwich – A man walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Instructions – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Pigeons – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she goes…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster…
It’s What’s For Dinner – What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Saint – Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Two Men and A Refrigerator – Two men named Cecil and Scott live together. One…
Monks Made a Mistake – One day, two monks were in the vaults of the…
Guns don’t kill people, Blonds kill people – A blonde women is sitting in her…
Psalm of Bush – Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth me…
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