Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Uncle Ted’s Special Skill – Joe loved golf, but his…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Legs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cheerios – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she poured a…
Accidental Bonding – A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their…
The Power of God Can’t Raise Your Load – One Sunday afternoon an older couple…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Remote Control – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
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