Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French – Americans hate France. You don’t know French…
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Corporate Booty Call… 401K – Baby, you are 401Kute!
Jock Booty Call… Penalty – I’m going to have to penalize you fifteen yards for…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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