Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… Marijuana – Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Two Channels – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her tv…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Pigs – Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two…
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The Flying Condom – Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?A: It got…
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