Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Remote Control – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took…
Perfect Tee Shot – A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Birth Certificate – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Feet Picture – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she couldn’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mooning – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she looked out…
Hannibal Lecter ‘n’ Britney – What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears? Dinner at Hooters.
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
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Amelie would be proud – Q: What do you call a gnome with its head…
Lonely Fishermen – What do you call a lonely fisherman? A Master-Baiter.
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
Things Your Wife Won’t Say – — The smell of beer on your breath drives…
Astronaut Booty Call… Major – Ground control to major tail!
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