Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Robot Booty Call… Attraction – You must be a magnet,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… To Be Continued – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
Vampire Date – "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one…
Pee On A Ferrari – One day, a guy walks out from a shop to…
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Air Conditioning – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she waves…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
Gassy Granny – An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this…
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
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