Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Southern Hospitality in Flight – Two ladies, a Yankee and…
Texas A&M Nativity Loss – Q: Why couldn’t Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Fork – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Spit – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dead Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Incubator – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they put her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Make Up – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
The Werewolf – "Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
Little Johnny… Definite Definition – The preschool teacher says, "We’re going to do vocabulary today.…
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Rooster and Owl – Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and…
Hurricane and the Coconut Tree – What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?…
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Vampire Blood Bath – Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cheek – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell…
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