Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Scale Talk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Thong – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you can use…
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Yo’ Mama Is Like… Blimp – Yo’ Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Grocery Store – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she only…
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation… – Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing…
Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?…
The Whore – There was a man who just got out of the army. He…
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