Sunday, January 12
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Little Crab – There were two little crabs who…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Driver’s License – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her driver’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Eclipse – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Godzilla – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Vending Machine – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… C-Section – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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