Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
You Bet Your (Sex) Life – A golfer is in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… I.O.U. – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, God put an…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bedtime – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Right Guard – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Suicide – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… School Bus – Yo mama’s so fat that when she sees…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Piss Paul Pete – There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one…
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