Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gate – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so…
Geek Booty Call… Booger – If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Scott Thompson: Cher’s "Believe" – The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem,…
Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends – 1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and…
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
Amish jobs – Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up…
OSU – An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Brunettes and God – Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn’t be left…
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