Thursday, January 2
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for…
Monica’s Diary – Monica’s Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I’m so excited! Just got a…
Joe’s Accident – There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his wedding day.…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
Carefully Placed Periods – There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found…
Soccer Booty Call… Poke – How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Sperm Bank – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she could…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
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