Saturday, November 23
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Why Are There Men? – Q. Why did God invent…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
Jock Booty Call… Walk – If you make it to third base, I’ll go ahead…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
Preparing for Your Mammogram – Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there…
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Growing Old – Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Stupid Narcissist – Q: What’s red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller…
More Jokes
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Clinton Does Dr. Seuss – I did not do it in a carI did not…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
Get You With The Nine – A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven…
One-Eyed Blonde – Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.