Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Roosters vs. Lawyers – What’s the difference between a rooster…
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Astronaut Booty Call… Belt – I’d like to see what’s under your Kuiper Belt.
Walks Into a Bar… Sexy Lincoln – An older man walks into a bar wearing…
Fitness Freak and Frustrated Wife – One morning, while she was making breakfast, the…
Children and Cars – Children in the backseat can cause accidents.Accidents in the backseat can…
Rosebud – There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Mississippi State Whorehouse – A guy drives on the highway and sees a sign that…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
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Clinton’s Favorite Game – Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite game?A: Swallow the leader.
Holy Moley – How Does a dummy kill a mole? He buries it.
Washington Booty Call… Mount – I cannot tell a lie. Let’s go back to my…
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