Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Geek Booty Call… Droid – Are you the droid I’m looking for?
The Son-in-Law – An elderly woman comes home and finds her daughter in bed with…
Geriatric One-Nighter – An elderly man and woman meet in a bar and get to…
Room 88 – A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to…
Smallest Hotel – What is the smallest hotel in the world? A pussy – because…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
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Blondes and a 747 – Q: What do a blonde and a 747 have in…
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
Alien Booty Call… Flibgrack – I’d sure like to flibgrack all over your slibnofs.
Astronaut Booty Call… Docking – Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that…
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