Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Manufactured Innocence – Q: What’s the definition of innocence?A: A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Coconuts – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, her breasts look…
Jane’s Addiction – Q: What’s the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer? A:…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Railroad Track – Yo’ Mama is like a railroad track: she…
Six and Five – Q: What has six boobs and five teeth?A: The night shift…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cow – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went up…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
Late Cannibal – Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner?…
Guys’ Taste Buds – Q: What do men like on their pie, but not on…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
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