Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Donkeyboy – Bob and Jim walk…
Redneck Offspring – A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to beat off…
Southern Hospitality in Flight – Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
Robot Booty Call… Angel – Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of…
Biting – A man was in a bar all day and he had to use…
Geek Booty Call… Wavelength – You and I appear to be on the same wavelength.…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
Three Types of Sex – There are three types of sex in a marriage. The…
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Alien Booty Call… Tongues – I have 37 tongues. I’m just saying.
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