Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Wife’s Confessions – A wealthy business man and his wife…
National Pastime – Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and…
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on…
Sex vs. Computers – Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?A: With computers,…
Walks Into a Bar… Mermaid Sex – An old man walks into a bar and…
Parsley – How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Masturbation – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
Workplace Farting: Options Explored – Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or…
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