Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Alaskan Lumberjack – Q: Did you hear about the logger that went to Alaska?A: He…
The Wrong Way – A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife…
The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator… – The pope and a lawyer…
Work Blows – What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Roaches – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, roaches check into…
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover – On the night of the prom, a boy’s girlfriend is…
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
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Harem – What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Grass – Yo mama is so fat that when she asked,…
80s Booty Call… Hair – You’re the activator in my Jheri curl.
What happens when lawyers take Viagra… – Q: What happens when lawyers take Viagra? A:…
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