Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Amuse-o-tron – As a computer, I find your faith in…
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
Constipated Accountant – Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget so he…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
Spock’s Discovery – What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log!
Chicken on the Football Field – Why did the chicken run onto the football field?…
Inventions by Idiots – 1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. 3) A book on…
Camel Relief – A respected captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote…
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
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Before It Starts – A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner…
Pinocchio – Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it,…
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