Monday, November 25
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Winnie the Pooh – Question: Why does Tigger smell? Answer:…
Gynecologist Bad! – A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
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Sexual Hair-assment – This lady walks into her boss’s office one day and says, "Sir,…
Cookie’s Revenge – A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so…
A lady walks into her doctors office … – A lady walks into her doctors…
Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
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