Saturday, January 11
Something Funny
“Three wishes,” the genie says.”First wish,” the stoner grins, “let’s smoke a joint.” They do.Then, “Second wish, let’s smoke another.” They do.For the third…
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Amish Woman Driver – An Amish lady trots down the…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
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Wacked-Out Restaurant – A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New…
Ready, Aim… – A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf. Colin misses a…
Boogie Nights – How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70’s?…
Doctor’s Orders – A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup,…
Ashes To Ashes – This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes…
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